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booze mattress

also known as, laying down a booze mattress

eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.

you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too

hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.

omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.

by boooogeface May 11, 2013


Booze gumps

A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol

shaun is no longer able to experience booze gumps due to his stunted tolerance

by Takethepissoutofshaun June 26, 2017


Garage Boozing

An old phrase used by parents to describe the way they used to party back in their day. (Often used to discourage their ginger offspring from doing the same).

Dad: I dont want you guys doing any garage boozing tonight!
Ginger daughter: But dad I haven't garage boozed all week!

by Butt Trucker May 15, 2011


booze rodeo

going around a bar, drinking strangers beer until one of them punches you

wtf is mike doing?
playing booze rodeo
whats his record?
6 beers

by midnight warrio November 21, 2012


booze through

To drink all night long without sleep; a drunken all-nighter

Because our train left at 6:00am we decided to booze through rather than wake up early.

by boozin_through July 26, 2011


Boozed

Describing a person who is acting stupid or naive

“She got 4 kids but she so bad bro”
Bro yo ass boozed that bitch is a THOT”

by Overgoat October 11, 2023


Booze Cock

We all have that one friend who can never pop a stiffy while boozing!

Person 1: Bro Josh had a crazy case of booze cock the other night. Supposedly he couldn't get it up after drinking wine and playing Fortnite for only 15 minutes.

Person 2: Damn, booze cock gets the best of us..

by TheOneAndOnlyBiggest May 04, 2025