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Game in which you slide your hand into someone else's pocket. Wait for them to realize it is your hand in there pocket and say "Wait... Thats not my pocket!"
Thomm was really upset when Jonathan got him with "Wait, thats not my pocket"
When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.
I cant believe i lost a call waiting face off with my girlfriend's sister.
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go to hell, typically used with Asian suppliers, who not work properly
- when will you able to ship the samples?
- not worry, sir, next week, no problem, but we finally had problem because of Diwali festival, you know
- oh, you bastard, go to the beach and wait for the tsunami!
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When your on the phone with someone and they tell you to hold because they have a call waiting. Winner of the face-off is the person who continues to talk to the person who recieved the call waiting.
Call Waiting Face-Off Loss
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Hey man I'll call you back later, peace.
Call Waiting Face-Off Win
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Alright man i'm back, so whats up?
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A relationship that someone says will last forever, but it lasts the equivalent to saying that the bus is taking forever, but it has only been about 10 minutes.
Person 1: How long do you think we'll be together?
Person 2: Forever.
Person 1: Until we die forever or not really forever?
Person 2: Oh, I thought that this was a waiting for the bus relationship.
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Jill: "She asked me to talk dirty to her and I had no idea what to say. I failed"
Jill's favorite neighbor: "Did you try "Plow my waiting honeypot(; "?"
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The team motto used by the University of Bridgeport baseball team. Everytime we go to florida for our pre-season we are always hurried every where and then have to wait for a long period of time. At the Orlando Airport we were hurried to the curbside pick where we proceded to wait for 2 hours for the vans to pick us up. We are hussled through batting practice and infield-outfield just to wait 45 mins for the game to start. Also our coach makes has us meet down stairs 30 mins. before we actually leave for the game.
Hurry up and wait for the vans.
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