put it on him/her

To fuck him/her really hard.

Tonights the night I'm going to put it on him/her!

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Feeding Him The Lumber

1. Homosexual intercourse between two men
2. Gay Anal Sex

Walking by johan and pavels house, we could see johan feeding him the lumber

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over texted him

When you message someone (usually your crush) too much that they stop replying because they think that you are addicted to them.

Friend: Good one! You over texted him and now he thinks we are all psycho addicted to him

Girl: I'm really sorry. I just like him so much i thought i would message him. But I didn't get the memo when he stopped replying

Friend: Let me guess. He has seen them and hasn't replied.

Girl: Yeah, OMG what do i do

Friend: This situation can only be solved one way... stop messaging him and act natural like you were just bored or something.

Girl: I am a fucking idiot, now i have ruined all my chances.

Friend: Yep

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flip him over

A process by which a woman can try to get a man to speak his mind, using force or coercion if necessary. Much like a fry cook would flip a patty to grill the raw parts.

Girl 1: I still don't know whether I should go out with this guy I met on Bumble a while ago, he's nice but he seems a little shady and I can't tell what he wants from me.
Girl 2: You've been texting him innuendo for a month, it's time to flip him over.
Girl 1: What??
Girl 2: Just seems like he's in need of a flip. He's done on one side, played his flirtatious hand. It's time to either meet or move on don't you think??

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take him to the park

1: Break up your relationtionship with another.

2: Ditch your date.

Both definitions refer to taking that puppy dog boy (usually) somewhere to be dumped and picked up by someone else, or just lost.

Ugh, He is so clingy he is driving me Nuts! Thats it, its time to take him to the park!

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prank him john

Don’t get pranked by joe

John ” yo look who fell asleep first”

Joe “ prank him John!”

John” he he you already know “
-Johns face gets serious-

- John repeatedly claps Jim’s cheeks-
Jim “ YO YOOOOOO!!”

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play him

When you “play him” you are aiming to make him believe you want to get close then just stop all contact between yous. Some people do it to revenge.

Boo1: oh my he is such a pervert

Boo2:Agreed. Help me play him
Boo1: how do we do that
Boo2:get “close”

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