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A joke that disses about yo momma's fatness, stupidity, how ugly she is, etc.
Here are two yo momma jokes:
Yo mama's so old that the last time she got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.
Yo mama's so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.
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The word Osama Yo Momma means to bomb your momma
I'm gonna Osama Yo Momma tonight at 9:00 pm
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The actions of the girl you got pregnant while you were drunk...usually brought on by her jealousy of another ho in your life.
This baby momma drama is killin' my game!
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1. Any large gaping hole.
2. Any obscure usually far away place
3. A generic place where things come from.
1. Yea, i'd say that cave is bout' the size of ya momma's asshole.
2. Yo dawg i wanted to pick up that sack, but i had to drive all the way out to ya momma's asshole.
3. Yo san, you goin to that party tonight? They got bitches comin' out ya momma's asshole!
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1)Another way to say "fuck your momma"
2)A way to stop someone from saying something when you dont want to hear it
1) Person 1: Man, your girl has a fat ass!
Person 2: Hey! Fudge your momma
2) Person 1: Damn, shawty is phat! You could neva tap da-
Person 2: Fudge yo mama!
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When a girl is sucking your cock and throws up but ignores the puke and keeps sucking.
My Girlfriend had Taco bell yesterday and she got sick so she might be "Momma birding" me tonight.
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Derisive name for the ho that mothered your child when you have no intention of ever making an honest woman out of her.
Man, I'm too drunk to drive home tonight, I better call up my baby momma fo' a ride.
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