dookie meat

lame. stoopid. booty. ass. no good.

that shit is dookie meat.

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Meat loan

a “meat loan” is when some one is sexually aggravated so a friend loans some dick to settle their needs thus the term “meat loan”

I know you’ve haven’t had any in a while so I’ll give you a “meat loan”

meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.

"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."

Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.

"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"

Meat Switch

At a Brazilian Steakhouse, they give you a small object to place in front of you. If the green side is up, they'll keep offering you more meat. If it's red, they'll pass by you. This "Meat Switch" controls how much meat you ultimately get.

Bob, you still eating?
No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
Gotcha

meat queen

a dirty slag who will fuck anything just to gain sexual expierience and popularity usually found in houses full of coke heads after pubs close on weekends

person a "shall we go to thornbury and try to pull some birds"?
person b " fuck that! that place is full of sloppy meat queens"

Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.

My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.