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Keyboard lag occurs when you buy a new keyboard for your computer. Common symptoms of keyboard lag include:
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
"I got a new keyboard the other day, I keep on making typos with it. I'm doing the Keyboard Speed Solution everyday and I'm slowly improving!"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
The resulting difference between the words a person's mouth forms and what is heard while watching something that has been dubbed over or something that has been poorly animated.
(Deaf) Person: Wth did he just say?
(Deaf) Person 2: Signing Don't worry it's just some Lip Lag.
The added time it takes to do something with ones left hand, usually when one injures the right hand. Ambidextrous or left-handed people obviously don't have this problem.
"Bryan, seriously, I just asked you to right down your number! What's taking to long?"
"Sorry, man, but ever since I broke my right hand, everything I do has a case of Lefty-Lag."
OR
"Mackenzie is so lucky she's ambidextrous. Her sprained right wrist doesn't slow her down at all!"
The expected amount of time anticipated for a person to be late.
I'll try and be there at 1:00 but give me an hour "Lag Time".
Meaning they will arrive at 2:00.
The phenomenon when you go to send a text, or google something, on your phone and realize that you were already in the middle of some other task that you must finish before texting which leads to another task and then you forget the original task or text. Then you finally send the text a while later.
"Wait, I didn't text you? Oh, sorry, I sometimes get into a Text Lag loop and never catch up."
when traveling from country with hi-speed internet to lower one, you'll experience a LAN-lag, that's frustrating!
wtfg, I open Google with no delay in Japan but now I gotta wait 5 seconds! I think I got LAN-lag
Culture lag: hopelessness, irritability and other effects felt by a person after a journey across cultures seemingly more advanced than its own.
Cannot watch the local news yet—just returned from Singapore yesterday and still in culture lag a bit.