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A burger match is when you or your friend challenge you to do something amazing and if you succeed you earn a burger, on them.
I got a burger match idea, do a backflip right now.
Cheeky matching, ah, cheeky matching. A concept as elusive as a particularly nimble squirrel on a particularly slippery day. It's a dance, a pas de deux of sorts, between items, between people, perhaps even between ideas.
There's a wink, a nudge, a subtle suggestion of connection, a shared secret whispered in the language of design or circumstance. It's the unexpected harmony, the surprising rhyme, the playful echo in a world often dominated by the mundane. It's not merely similarity, no, it's something more, a spark ignited by juxtaposition, a connection forged in the crucible of creativity.
But to truly grasp its essence, one must delve deeper, into the labyrinthine corridors of style, taste, and perhaps even a touch of audacity.
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
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In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps
Just like that!
A set or pair of something, typically clothing.
“She was wearing a matching play at the party.”
When 2 heterosexual men eat each other’s asshole until one ejaculates. The first to nut loses and must take a black eye.
Damn. Earned this black eye when I lost the boxing match.
A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!