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A 40-50something western-educated doctor/engineer/venture capitalist who marries...or arranges to marry an American white girl.He is usually Indian,Persian,or Arab and smitten with things Western.She's usually 30something,educated,sorta hot in that"polished babe" kinda way.
BANKER 1:"See Mahmoods' new bride? Rather attractive blonde.
Wonder what his family thinks."
BANKER 2:"REVERSE MAIL-ORDER.Wonder if she's been to dinner
yet."(mild chuckle)
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it is raining (or going to rain!)
somebody ordered slops, they're going to have to cancel the "big game"
i was going to get out there and do my 'thing', but somebody ordered slops
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A secret society, similar (but not related to) the Freemasons. Founded by Richmond M M Swigberry-Smythe II Esq in 1915, this society spread rom a select few English nobility to several different cultures across the world. The Order is now non-denominational, and promotes open-mindedness, practise of the arts, and the wearing of ridiculous clothes. The Order is known for wearing fez (one well-known former member is the famous British magician/comedian Tommy Cooper), one of its most prestigious awards is the Glass Fez of Swigberry Smythe.
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The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.
Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."
After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"
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Perfect order (from a corruption of the French word Nappes Pliées, meaning neatly folded linen)
His apple pie order was just over the top.
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The New World Order, also known as the NWO, is a conspiracy theory that states that a small group of elites have an agenda to rule the world through an autonomous one world government. This one world government would lead to the elimination of all sovereign nations and end all wars and conflicts. According to many conspiracy theorists, we are headed in this direction and it is supposedly a bad thing.
Many conspiracy theorists insist that the plan for a New World Order exists, even though there is zero evidence to back up this conspiracy. The only evidence they will give you are articles and YouTube videos made by other conspiracy theorists, like Alex Jones for example.
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The act of deviously getting someone to leave without telling them to actually leave.
Based loosely from the term in Star Wars Episode III.
She was getting on everybody's nerves, but I Order 66'ed her.
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