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Ruined Orgasm

When a guy is masturbating, by himself, or by his partner, and keeps stopping before he ejaculates. This goes on until finaly he penis is finaly allwed to ejaculate, but the hand is pulled away and the penis has no more stimulation througout the orgasm. Its cool to watch as the penis bobs up and down as it ejaculates the semen. This leads to the guy feeling very unfufilled and his penis is usually to tired to masturbate again, so basicaly he is left with sperm all over himself and nothing to show for it.

Bill was masturbating to some dirty words on Urban Dictionary like Horny, Penis, Masturbation, Caught in the act, Wet Dream and Wild Wank, when his friends suddenly came in and grapped his hands, holding them down. They wanked him off until they saw that he was about to orgasm, then let go. The penis bobbed up and down as it shot manjuice all over Bill's chest and Bill was left naked on the floor with a ruined orgasm.

by Penisking May 24, 2009

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food orgasm

The reaction a person makes after taking a bite of a dish that they find especially delicious. A food orgasm usually includes one or more of the following: tilting the head back, rolling the eyes upward, gasping, moaning, and/or cooing.

I knew I grilled the lobster tails perfectly when I heard the food orgasms from my dinner guests.

by MrMullet December 26, 2009

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Floppy orgasms

Cuming when you dont have a hard-on.

Put it this way, your weiner does some weird shit before you cum

by DeadMan Inc April 3, 2005


poetic orgasm

culmination of inner feelings (passions) when you get thrilled by reading a piece of work of art: especially poetry

1. Reading Andrew Marvell's โ€œTo His Coy Mistressโ€, rise me to a real poetic orgasm.

2. It's fabulous to read this lovely sonnet by William Shakespeare, it gets everyone to poetic orgasm beautifully.

by mostafa-urbandictionary March 11, 2010


Ambulance orgasm

One who has given the ultimate orgasm so ethereal you saw heaven & needed an ambulance to save your life & to bring you back to earth.

She have me the best ambulance orgasm of my life.

by Trash4sure May 28, 2014


orgasmic remorse

When you have the BEST SEX ever with a person you don't care for, or, about. Your guilty conscience makes you physicaly ill and you can not go to work. You call off work ill with the "Orgasmic Remorse" excuse...it's the new "food poisoning" of excuses.

Donnie took a personal day off today, he suffers from Orgasmic Remorse

by hilda50 October 30, 2013


orgasm hangover

Also known as a 'dick hangover'. The warm, gooey, slightly ticklish sensation that lingers after busting a nut. The penis remains sensitive as the last few drops of jizz crawl through the urethra.

"Tom: I've got a heck of an orgasm hangover."
"Harry: Just pee it out."

by Dirt Werker January 16, 2009

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