Scott Palmering

Putting forth a blatantly bullshit argument before ghosting the conversation, completely ignoring any rebuttal regardless of how factual and well-researched. Commonly preceded by an obvious lie proclaimed as fact.

Man, that was some of the most inane drivel I've ever been subjected to. I can't believe he dropped that and then ghosted the conversation. He's Scott Palmering hard today.

Handrew Palmer

A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."

Jay Palmer

A class A Twat and a fucking dickhead

Oi That’s Jay Palmer a class A twat and a fucking Dickhead

Palmer Porter

palmer is a silly cruzzler who comes to all the christmas parties!

palmer porter is such a cruzz😂

Palmer rich

When you sell a house n make bank and people won’t STFU bout it.

Ima sell my house n be Palmer rich

Kyle Palmer

A drink made of one part Monster energy and one part iced tea.

DAMN IT I AM LOSING THIS GAME. GO FETCH ME A KYLE PALMER

Jaide Palmer

the most prettiest, realest, funniest, mentally illest girl you’ll ever come across in life

“damn bro who is that?”
“Oh that’s Jaide Palmer, she bad asfk but she got serious issues”