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Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.
Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy
Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.
"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"
Has a huge cube head, looks like fucking Frankenstein.
“Ayo, is that Frankenstein?”
“Nah, that’s William Palmer and his stupid fucking noggin”
A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
when you are a cunt to everyone, and are always looking for something wrong.
usually a teacher that works in the library with nothing better to do with her time than to tell students off for wearing too much eyeliner
"i got told off for wearing too many earrings"
"by who?"
"palmer-smith"
"i cant stand that cunt"
When you fuck a bitch and half nut on her eyelashes. And the other half in her butt.
“Yo bro, I gave Olivia The Arnold Palmer Special”