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A child or children that are emotionally, physically, or psychologically manipulating their parental figures for monitary gain.
Have you heard John and Barbara's son Mike is a parental Golddigger.
a good time will be had / was had.
let's get some beers, pizza no parents.
A person who acts as parent and guardian for a child in place of the child's natural parents but without legally adopting the child
Boy1: I love my foster parants
Boy2: Really? What about your birth parants
Boy1: They abandoned me so I don't care, my foster parents care about me enough to worry to much
over-acting and/or over-performing the role of a parent in public making certain that everyone can hear their use of parenting skills; perhaps trying to demonstrate that they are the "perfect parent" when in fact they fail miserably at home.
Although Sara was standing directly in front of her 2 year old daughter in the store, she spoke loudly and explained in adult terms why her toddler shouldn't throw the food out of the cart. Sara spoke loudly to make sure that everyone in the market heard how she "disciplined" her child seeking the attention and/or praise of those around her.
Sara is a performing parent.
A person who has multiple parents, not only biological.
A: Omg look at him, I wouldn't mind him being my dad.
B: You already have 5 dads, chill, all celebrities can't be your dads!
A: I don't care, I'm a parent hoe so I can have multiple.
Something you would find only in a dictionary.
Brodie: Where can I find loving parents?
Jackie: Idk man try the dictionary
Brodie: Oh yeah...
a strict, nosey, noisy, child-controlling and dangerous parents that has issue controlling their feelings, cant control their feelings and gets mad easily, some of them are abusive, or weird, or annoying, or noisy, some of them doesnt know limerence and happiness, some of them are nerdy who says that math is fun, they all are kind of lemarence
those are grades compared to their opinion (if 13+)
S (doesnt exist but if it existed): acceptable
A+ : acceptabl
A : kinda acceptable
A- : kinda not suprised
B+ : dissapointed
B : grounded for 1 week
B- : grounded for a month
C+ : no electronics until A
C : no electronics (permanent)
C- : no electronics and always study
D+ no holidays for a month
D : no holidays for 6 month
D- : no food for 1 days
E+ : will slap you
E : will beat you
E- will beat the absolute fuck outta you
F+ : will fuck you
F : youre fucked up
F- : beat you until you have 42 bruises
(fictional below)
G+ : beat the fuck outta you, no electronics, no food, no holidays, no breaks, study forever
G : stun you
G- : will electric shock you 2 times
H+ : almost kill you
H : will pepper-spray on your whole face
H- : will put you in electric chair
I+ : will turn your head
I : splash boiling water on your stomach
I- : put you in cold ice water bath for 30 minutes
J+ : splash liquid nitrogen on your both hands
J: throw you outta window
J- : throw a volcano rock on your face as hard as they can
K+ :you lay and your asian parents put something extremely heavy on your face
K : put you in liquid nitrogen bath for 15 minutes
K- : splash liquid helium on you both hands
L,N,M,O,P: undefined
Q:abandon you
R,S,T,U,V: cut off your hands
W : rip
X: beat the fuck outta you and abandon you
Y: splash liquid helium on your hands and abandon you
Z: cut off your hands and abandon yo
Þ: kill you
Æ: send you to hell
y: *watching tv*
asian parents: NO WATCHING TV, GO STUDY MATH!!!1!!1!
why is there a 1500 characters limit??