Hell Patrol

The group of sad sack janitors that have to clean up after a large event, preferably a food festival that has very greasy food.

"Sorry, I don't have an appetite, I was just on Hell Patrol"

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cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

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bitch patrol

the act of chaining up a bunch of bitches and making them pick various sorts of debris off the side walk with chopsticks

see those scrape marks on her wrists, those are the chains from the bitch patrol

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party patrol

a group of whores

Ali Gordon is the head of the party partol at armstrong highschool.

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soul patrol

Fan base of American Idol Season 5 contestant, Taylor Hicks. Hicks referred to the "Soul Patrol" many times during his run on the show, often pumping his fist in the air.

Taylor Hicks: Soul Patrol! Soul Patrol!
Seacrest: Shutup and let me announce the numbers!

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Penis Patrol

When girls go out looking for men that they can hook up with / sleep with / start dating ect

Danielle: "Natalie, do you wanna come out on penis patrol tonight?"

Natalie: "Yes, definately. Shall I invite Sophie?"

Danielle: "No Sophie can't come on Penis Patrol as she has a boyfriend"

Natalie: "Ohhh I am so excited about Penis Patrol tonight, gonna pick up some hot guys"

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Border Patrol

A Devastating cocktail.. A big shot of 1pt Yeager,1pt Vodka, 1pt Tequila, and maybe a float of Red Bull....

I was on Border Patrol until til i saw starrs

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