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When your name is Pedro and inexplicable shit happens to you and only you for no reason.
-Every tab I open or click starts 'Not responding'.. Fucking Pedro-Effect
-(In the context of Minecraft) I can see 9 creepers in front of me.. That's Pedro-Effect
He is not a man. He is a lifestyle. Professional botanist and a maffia boss. Never mess with a lifestyle.
You: Did you met El Pedro?
Me: No, you must be like him if you want to see him.
Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb
"Pedro Simões is a skinny penis"
Another racial word for calling a mexican a wetback
See that? That stupid fucking illegal Pedro got a slap on the hand $100 bond for a DWI and got released from jail.. should've deported his sorry ass back to fucking Mexico where he belongs
Pedro is a very smart kid he’s dumb and he’s very smart he simps for sum1 like Bri and he only likes her he’s very much a simp
Pedro Someone who simps for you know who