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stupid school that has school shooting like america trolololololol what a clown crap school you will try and commit suicide if you go to this school it is ran by depressed psychotic lunatics. D: it will make ur childrens become clownss when they grow up
Person: Hello, I go to peel park primary school yayyyy
person 2: u clown bahahahahahhaah
The tasty goodness of an idea that is worthy of being slipped on by a banana peel.
Ester: Sorry we couldn't meet for lunch today.
Rach: It's okay, are we still on for tomorrow
Ester: Yes
Rach: Awesome Sauce Banana Peel
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when a chick is on her back and giving you an upside down bj, you pull her ankles over your shoulders and lick her butt. that is the orange peel. to make it beyond the arc, you have to lean back and shoot your load perfectly onto her butthole. you have to be an expert to achieve this move.
i was getting upside down bj while licking this chicks asshole,then i unloaded and shot it like a sniper right onto her butthole. i cant believe i achieved the orange peel from beyond the arc
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The phrase "I'm ma peel yo head" means that you are about to kick someone's ass.
Instead of "I'm gonna kick your ass" one might say "I'm ma peel yo head, mane!"
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An event or experience so intense and mind-blowing, that it has the power to peel back the foreskin of an uncut penis.
Brian: Hey, did you see that flash mob hit the 7-11 on Charles?
Bill: Yeah, they trashed the place in like 15 seconds
Brian: I bet that doesn't happen up where you live
Bill: Hell, where I live, it'll peel your cap back just seeing more than 2 people at a store at once
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2 phrases:
"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical
"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy
One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-
damned if you do, damned if you don't...
Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...
"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"
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Jane: I'm currently trying to peel a potato with another potato.
Samuel: Aww, what happened?
Jane: My dog just passed away yesterday.
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