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as you are about to cum while recieving oral sex, the girl walks away leaving you to chase after her with your pants down. this act will make you walk in a manner that ressembles a penguin.
DUDE!, i picked up a hooker but i only had 20 bucks so she gave me a lonely penguin
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Having anal sex with a woman who, in other company, acts like shes a virgin, esp. if she really, really likes it.
"i have a limp, because i was chasing the penguin with suzy last night, and im raw"
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A dank-ass game only for MLG noscopers and memers and illuminati confirm
1v1 me in Club Penguin cheeky cunt
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When you're fucking a chick doggy style and she's bent over the bed you wrap her legs around you and quickly yank her off the bed as you stand up and she flaps her arms to try and keep her balance but like a penguin she can't fly and eventually faceplants to the floor.
Last night I gave my girl the flying penguin and she got a rug burn on her forehead...but she let me finish.
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When a person meets a girl he loves very much and want to stay forever with them.just like penguins when they meet theyre mate they stay with them forever.
Tyler's love penguin is Hailey
an action that seems funny when you are the one doing it, but everyone else considers you a douchebag. usually involving video games
Kris: Hey guys lets all go play cod: black ops and only use ballistic knives, it'll be so lolzy penguin
Danny: Alright, Sweet!
(random 10y old on other team): Wow, you're all fuckin' douchebags, I fucked your mom
When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.
That bitch made me a vampire penguin.