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When you're fucking a chick doggy style and she's bent over the bed you wrap her legs around you and quickly yank her off the bed as you stand up and she flaps her arms to try and keep her balance but like a penguin she can't fly and eventually faceplants to the floor.
Last night I gave my girl the flying penguin and she got a rug burn on her forehead...but she let me finish.
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When a person meets a girl he loves very much and want to stay forever with them.just like penguins when they meet theyre mate they stay with them forever.
Tyler's love penguin is Hailey
an action that seems funny when you are the one doing it, but everyone else considers you a douchebag. usually involving video games
Kris: Hey guys lets all go play cod: black ops and only use ballistic knives, it'll be so lolzy penguin
Danny: Alright, Sweet!
(random 10y old on other team): Wow, you're all fuckin' douchebags, I fucked your mom
When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.
That bitch made me a vampire penguin.
Penguin feet is when you are walking round with the constant fear of being nutmegged (a soccer ball being put through your legs) and you take tiny steps making you walk similar to a penguin.
Huge: "Mark is walking round with penguin feet"
Lee: "yeah, Ryan just nutmegged him, he could nutmeg a mermaid"
A penguin....vibes is a very good tiktoker who is currently married to shrek.
Oh look there is a penguin.....vibes- I wonder where her shrek is
The end result of scooping ice cream onto your testicles.
Fred just pulled a Fluffy Penguin. Don't ask me why I watched.