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A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.
Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”
Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
Where Donald J. Trump got shot in his right ear
Man 1: Dude, did you hear that Donald Trump got shot in his ear at the Pennsylvania rally , he can still get up!
Man 2: He’s sure a tough president !
Pennsylvania (/ˌpɛnsɪlˈveɪniə/; is official known as one of the 4 Mississippi's. Pennsylvania can be described as the "Flamboyant" or "Malleable" Mississippi, it can also be related to the Cocker Spaniel breed of dog for its cowardlyness. Pennsylvania lies on the eastern border of kentucky and to the west of the 4th Mississippi, Malaysia.
Person 1: Hey did you see Mississippi's new addition?
Person 2: No?, did they get a new update?
Person 1: Yeah they added a new Mississippi called "Pennsylvania"
Person 2: I have presidential aids.
A land full of dairy farms and decrepit industrial towns. It's either one or the other, no in between.
Riley: Guess which state I live in.
Jim: ok.
Riley: The smog is so thick sometimes I can't go outside to play.
Jim: Obviously Pennsylvania.
pretty boring dont move here , encluding philly that place sucks
i hate pennsylvania
same
wanna be bffs
sure
The Keystone State. Pennsylvania is a Mid-Atlantic state know for cheesesteaks, Penn State, and potholes. Deer are very common in this state, hence it has the highest ratio of deer to car accidents of any state. The state can be divided into 3 sections: the West, which consists of Pittsburgh and its suburbs, Erie, and rural farms. The East, which consists of Philly, Allentown, and Scranton. This area is a very liberal area. It can be comparable to New Jersey, especially around Philly. And the middle of the state are fields, Conservatives, the Amish, and Penn State fans. Pennsylvania was the 2nd state to join the union. It is the only one of the original 13 Colonies that doesn’t touch the Atlantic Ocean. Pennsylvania’s economy is comparable to the country of Saudi Arabia. In Presidential Elections, Pennsylvania is considered a swing state. It voted for the GOP in 2016 after voting Democratic every election since 1992. Pennsylvania gives 19 electoral votes to the winner.
Pennsylvania is the Keystone State