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On January 16th if someone sends this to you they want to ask you out but are too shy
"Lily search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary "
Wait its January 16th yes i will mark
When a lawyer arguing a case does so without clothing. Typically the judge disrobes as well so as to distract the jury from the case at hand, and therefore cloud their judgment of the accused.
"What do you think? Guilty or not guilty?"
"I don't know man, that smokin' hot lawyer is practicing Perry Mason Law. Flip a coin."
The act of announcing a campaign for the office of President that results in most voters reacting like they've had painful forced anal intercourse.
1st Voter: "Did you see Michelle Bachman's Rick Perry Party the other day"
2nd Voter: "My electoral butt hurts after that announcement"
a moment of forgetfulness when making an important point in a speech or debate.
I had a Rick Perry moment when trying to list the top 5 choices.
An inadequate line of cocaine (under 6cm)
"Sort us a cheeky lad and I'm not talking a little ben perry"
When one disappears for a long period of time and goes unnoticed by the people they are with, and then spontaneously appears at a later time.
John: Hey guys, lets go to the movies
Bill: Alright, Cool
John: Where's Sam?
Bill: Come on we're going to be late
....after the movie
Bill: Oh man that movie was so funny
John: Yeah that was the best thing I've seen in a while
Sam: Oh man guys that was so cool.
Bill and John: Oh there you are Sam! You must have been Disa-perry-ing on us again.
Used as a lighthearted insult
C’mon hurry up your always late. “ piss off perry “