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On January 16th if someone sends this to you they want to ask you out but are too shy
"Lily search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary "
Wait its January 16th yes i will mark
When a lawyer arguing a case does so without clothing. Typically the judge disrobes as well so as to distract the jury from the case at hand, and therefore cloud their judgment of the accused.
"What do you think? Guilty or not guilty?"
"I don't know man, that smokin' hot lawyer is practicing Perry Mason Law. Flip a coin."
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The act of announcing a campaign for the office of President that results in most voters reacting like they've had painful forced anal intercourse.
1st Voter: "Did you see Michelle Bachman's Rick Perry Party the other day"
2nd Voter: "My electoral butt hurts after that announcement"
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a moment of forgetfulness when making an important point in a speech or debate.
I had a Rick Perry moment when trying to list the top 5 choices.
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When Katy Perry recorded he voice over the original copy of Roar she said she was going to Katy perry it, and the shit was infused with the music making the song what it is today.
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Jake said, "Oh look, it's Katy Perry!"
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Used as a lighthearted insult
C’mon hurry up your always late. “ piss off perry “