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Person: Oh man Phil Plaits head is so shiny
Me: Yes he is God
>Earth crumbles before his very presence, the sky becomes black, the moon melts, the human race has faced it's judgement day as the oceans boil and ice catches fire. Phil plait takes a bite out of earth as he watches his children beg for forgiveness. He just laughs and stares<
the all mighty lord, savior, and protector of flex tape
All hail the mighty Phil Swift.
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The act of screwing someone in the belly-button.
An associated phrase is "inners are winners."
My girlfriend loves it when I silly phil her, especially while she's watching TV.
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A Phil Baroni is a situation in which a male is anally double penentrated against his will while getting spanked ferousiously on both sides by both men, this is why it can also be called "Ther New York Bad Ass"
My friend said his mother got Phil Baroni'd last night but i told him that a Phil Baroni is only a situation in which a male is anally double penentrated against his will while getting spanked ferousiously on both sides by both men
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A person overflowing with good looks, charm, and pure awesomeness
Ted Mosby "Wow Barney Stinson is such a Phil Putzer!"
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Mentally ill fruitcake.
Belongs in a straight-jacket.
He doesn't just lie,he screams his lies like Hitler.
I'm waiting for the paddywagon to roll up and take poor Phil to the funny farm and stick him in a rubber room.
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The definition of poker greatness. Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey, Mike Matusow combined into one poker player. This beast is often found playing in PokerStars. Phil Matusow is so great, he can speak in 5th person. Phil Matusow's game is not limited to just poker tables, Phil Matusow can impregnate women by just waiving his index finger. Phil Matusow created Chuck Norris.
Phil Matusow, the ultimate poker great.
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