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What Carrie's mom in the Stephen King book "Carrie" called knockers.
"Dude, look at that chicks dirty pillows!"
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those awesome little red dents/marks you get in your face from the creases in your pillow after taking a nap or sleeping
person 1: dude, did you just wake up from a nap?
person 2: yeah... how'd you know?
person 1: you've got a serious pillow face.
person 2: aw, crap.
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A guy who often masturbates by humping pillows.
Ted: What're those white stains on your pillow?
Bob: Oh, its just hair gel.
Ted: Sure thing, pillow miner.
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When a man lies naked on his couch, not yet sexually aroused but proceeds to cross his legs around a pillow and lightly grind on it.
Yeah dude, I totally walked in on Francesco pillow buffing.
What is left on your twelve year old son's pillow after your Victoria's Secret catalogue has gone missing.
I was doing the whites today but I couldn't get the pillow butter out of little Timmy's sheets.
A derogatory term for a male homosexual. Usually used to describe the "bottom" of a homosexual pair.
"He's got a little sumpin sumpin about him I can't resist. I'll be his pillow twister anytime." - Homosexual Kyle.
Intimate communication before or after having sex with your partner
She blew my mind and I opened up to her with some pillow talk!