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poking the badger

The act of harassing, cajoling or otherwise provoking a reaction from a crabby overworked colleague.

"Daves still not completed that document and I asked him a thousand times!" "Don't worry- just keep poking the badger"

by Gravydavy December 12, 2015

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poked in the nuts

A man or boy poked in his with a rifle or anything that is sharp or hurts when you hit somebody with it

Hey mom! guess what i saw in a movie today?

Mom:What did you see?

Richie:I Saw this man who got poked in the nuts By a rifle and after he fell beside the wall the man who poked him shot the other dude in the eye!

by latino14 June 1, 2009

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pocky poke

When sexual intercourse between a man and a woman is so intense that the woman begins to shit, but the man then inserts his cock into her ass to stop her from shitting all over that place and then continues to fuck her in the pussy with his shit covered cock which looks like a chocolate pocky sitck.

1) pocky poke can be used in place of "fuck the shit out of" i.e That bitch is so hot i'm gonna pocky poke her!

2) Pocky poke may also be used as an insult i.e Sharon is so dirty I pocky poked her and she liked it!

by Dr. pockypoker September 11, 2013

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dick poked

when you hug a guy and they have a boner

Sarah:i hugged the bird today..
Olivia:got dick poked?
Sarah:yupppp

by vballen012 October 5, 2009

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Poking on me

When you harass someone on Facebook with pokes, the equivalent of picking on someone on the internet.

Guy 1) Whats wrong, you seem a little upset?
Guy 2) Aww nothin', it's just that Tom keeps poking on me :'(

by Alexiit101 December 1, 2010

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Poking the bear

it is to express extreme annoyance and irritation by someone deliberately trying to PISS YOU OFF.

Friend: Haha u got wrecked, scrub
You: POKING THE BEAR, DONT PISS ME OFF.

by Ethxnol April 26, 2020

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Possum Poke

Fingering a girl in the butt repeatedly until she turns around and you poke her in the eye with a poopy finger.

She was being a total bitch so I gave her the Possum Poke.

by For Mr. J. Wilson. July 28, 2006

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