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Police in one of the richest neighborhoods in Washington, home to such celeberties as Bill Gates, and to a population of roughly .0015% minorities. These police are often bored and will pull you over for sitting around. Or for being a minority. Or for being near a minority.
I was jus sittin there right? just kickin it with Pedro, and the Medina Police deported us to Alaska. Im not even Mexican!
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A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.
Him: ohh emm geee, there are so meany haxxors in teh servar..!!!!11
Me: care police?
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One of the scummiest gangs on the face of this Earth. They'll arrest you for fun, and if you in possession of marijuana they'll take it and smoke themselves then call you an asshole, faggot, or a pussy. They'll do a "routine" traffic stop on any minority driving a car that is somewhat in good condition or if you have a gold chain on.
Dude, I was smoking out at the park the cops came stole my money, cigarettes, and weed then arrested me and called me a faggot.
...Yep that's the Bayonne Police department.
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A large group of narrow-minded, usually internet dwelling people who attack anyone whose use of the term irony doesn't conform to their rigid, overly specific definition of it.
Irony Police Officer: "Alanis Morissette doesn't know what irony is!! Duhhh, rain on your wedding day's just unfortunate!!
Some Guy: But don't people expect their wedding day to be perfect, the ultimate good day? And doesn't rain symbolize a bad or imperfect day? And so wouldn't bad weather on a wedding day be an unexpected outcome, and therefore ironic?
Irony Police officer: Uhh... No, I once saw this stand-up comedian, and he said the events described in that song were unfortunate. Stand-up comedians are always right.
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Favoured pastime of the metropolitan police and other UK police forces. Victims are usually black, and other so-called 'public servants' who witness these terrible crimes will invariably keep quiet about them.
The day before this definition was posted, it emerged a london police officer who deliberately drove his car at an innocent member of the public inflicting serious injuries, was only fined 17 days pay, kept his job, and faced no criminal charges. This is typical.
'is anyone watching sarge? I fancy bit of police brutality with this passing nigger'
'go on my son, give him one in the nuts from me'
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A coward
Bro, are you really that scared of breaking a nail? It's just basketball! Go join the Uvalde Police
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The ultimate law enforcement against fappers & pervs on Omegle. Usually led by a crazy red dressed gangster with a Ghetto Blasta Revolver.
► Freeze motherf****r! This is the Fap Police!
► He is now under arrest by the official Fap Police law enforcement.
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