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An extension of a Space Monkey; so extremely spaced out that they don't even move or do anything.
I don't think that kid has moved all day. He's a total porch monkey.
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A deregatory term used to describe Carion in the game guildwars, meaning worthless.
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Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle
Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey
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excessive, unkempt, female pubic hair that encompasses the vaginal and anal region.
I can't believe Geoffery went down on Shirley because I've seen her "wrap around porch" creeping out of her swimsuit.
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A lazy oil changing sign guy. Looks black but talks white
Shef doesn't do shit on his day off and sleeps with dirty white women. He loves Gixxer Mike. Shef be a porch monkey
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A nigger
Get off my lawn you porch monkey before i hang your ass.
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When you bussed ya GUN on some niggaz, when you first hit a lick or caught a body with your bro’s or when u was alone.
I was 14 when I first hopped off the porch getting money, while you niggas was still in school begging your parents for money.
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