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Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
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Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out
"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"
"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"
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When someone is abnormally urged to do something.
Person 1:"Want to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders together?"
Person 2:"Oh I'm so bloody pressed."
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When a male jumps high in the air (usually off a sofa, etc.) and goes into a backflip in mid air, then lands with his penis inside a woman's vagina or asshole.
I was so proud of myself when I landed the Guttenberg Press for the first time.
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1.Being extremely initiated in gay way.
2.Doing an action in gay way being forced on you.
Ice was gay pressing Gary to go to a gay hentai shop in Japan
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When you are engaging in vaginal intercourse and whilst thrusting one simultaneously also performs oral sex
Yeah I gave her the French press treatment and she came like crazy
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When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.
Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.
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