Costco Privilege

Coscto Privilege is like White Privilege but it involves people who back up traffic at a Costco Parking lot in order to save walking 10 extra feet. People who exercise this privilege, instead of getting a bit more actual exercise by walking a few feet, usually drive large SUV's with "My Kid's an Honor Student" bumper stickers.

Dammit, you see that soccer mom in her SUV. There's 10 cars behind her that have to wait because of her Costco Privilege.

Privilege Pole

A white mans penis.

People are all different, some people love BBC, others love the Privilege Pole.

Haircut privilege

Anyone who is getting a hair gets to choose what seat he or she sits in.

He sat in the front for his haircut privilege.

Sleep Privilege

Someone who has the ability to fall asleep on command. They can sleep anywhere at anytime and always has enough rest. They are almost never tired because of their privilege.

Person 1: I couldn't sleep last night.
Person 2: I had a great sleep last night
Person 1: Fuck you and your sleep privilege.

Birth Privilege

Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.

Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!

Air pods privilege

When you own airpods but don't use them
Air pods owner: can u turn that down? Its really loud
Non air pods owner: no sry i dont own airpods
Air pods owner: thats fine,... Can u maybe just use ur headset instead?
Non air pods owner: ok we get it... U own air pods

Im coming out of the closet! Im homosexual. I love my new air pods privilege

Cobra Privilege

When your friend Cobra gets things in games more than or before everyone else.

A: "HE GOT ANOTHER EYES ARE YOU KIDDING"
B: "DAMN I just need one for my title come on"
A: "Cobra Privilege!!"