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You’re mum’s house

Like I said you’re Mum's house. :) mute prostitute

by Jiminie cricket March 10, 2018


Workplace-Prostitution

Verb Form of the Adjective: Workplace-Prostitute.
A: Person who trades sexual favors for advancement in the workplace.
B: Person who gets paid to have sex with a person either related to, or the person directly in charge for financial gain in the place they work.

Person One: Since O'Connor started having sex with the supervisor's son Taylor she has been promoted two times within the span of one month.
Person Two: Yeah, O'Connor is definitely guilty of workplace-prostitution.

by AcornBandit May 29, 2023


Prostitute Patty

A lady’s who walks around naked and steals all your shit with a shopping cart

Oh, shit! There’s prostitute Patty she’s got her shopping cart and shovel get inside kids!

by Etm18 July 16, 2020


diarrhea prostitute

smelly lady who is super loose in the ass

damn, that girl u picked up is a diarrhea prostitute

by jackswag47 April 20, 2015


Prostitution

The Camp Nou

Prostitution-Ernesto Valverde Used “Camp Nou” to heal his erectile disfunction.

by Mo Salad April 30, 2019


Prostitution

NOT considered cheating by 5 out of 5 women in Japan!? Holy crap!

Hym "Aw no shit man? That is tight dawg. Japan is the best. We need some brothels man. Or just general prostitution. I mean, we HAVE the prostitution but it's illegal and MIGHT be a sting (Which is when the cops trick you into committing a crime so they can arrest you). And some of those police bitches will get you. I saw one the other day and what like 'DAMN Officer Sexy!' She'd would have GOT my ass. I'd have been all 'Um... I don't usually do this sort of thing' and she'd be all 'I don't give a fuck nigga get in the cage!' And that would have sucked. Not me bitch. Not getting me with that shit. I saw this blonde chick on the corner once, right? And she had like an Avril Levigne type of look to her, right? And the first thing I was 'No. Fuck you bitch, YOUR ASS IS A COP! Nuhuh! Not today bitch..... Well.... Maybe today... Nonono that bitch is definitely a cop' 100% Chance of Hot-Cop sex trap. That was my exact thought process. But maybe... No... No I was RIGHT not to do it.... God I hope she was a cop... 😑 God damn you... WHY MUST YOU ENTICE ME!? I JUST WANT TO BANG PROSTITUTES IN PEACE!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023


Prostitution

It'Ll SpReAd DiSeAsEs!

Hym "You don't give a fuck about any of that. The diseases are already spreading! Do you advocate for women be more selective? Get an STD test from them before you sleep with someone?? No? Avoid men with high body counts to reduce the risk of infection? NO! YOU DON'T! You don't do any of that! So, why no prostitution? 😱 It couldn't be! Could it be that you don't want prostitution because your arbitrary claim to superiority immediately disappears? Your entire brand is destroyed? No more sexless masochistic men to profit from? Ooohhhh.. It's not "good for people" says the self-appointed arbiter of what's good for people. Ok... Oooook.... 'You wouldn't want you dau-' She won't have to be if I get a million dollars writing a billion dollar movie, will she? Shut the fuck up with that."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2023