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A type of small mammal belonging to the genus Mustela. They are small, active predators. The Pube Weasel is a species specially adapted to living in thick pubic hair, generally on the female vagina or male genetalia. Other forms, though, have been found to reside in anal pubes, and sometimes even within the rectum itself (although this specific species has troubled scientists over whether or not it is an actual 'Pube' Weasel). Many sub-species of Pube Weasel are very vicious, and have been known to mutilate the male penis and pubical sac, and even the vagina. It is advisable to check your partner, if they have a thick bushy forest, in order to retain your manhood/woman-hood.
There is also the possibility of a slightly larger, but usually tamed, Pube Ferret. The Pube Ferret is also part of the genus Mustela. Another thing to note is that male Pube Ferrets are substantially larger that their female counterparts. Both can, if released, to severe damage to genitalia and bodies. Stay away.
Brian - "JESUS CHRIST, dude. What has happened to your dick?"
Gerome - "This hooker had a crazy Pube Weasel... it may have even been a Ferret. I am lucky to be alive."
Brian - "Crap man. I would go see a doctor about that."
Gerome - "Yeah."
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Refers to something of topic that a pubescent boy or girl would search/watch on youtube.
"I caught Hank trying to peep some titties on pube toob last night."
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A large amount of pubic hair, as in afro on the pubic area.
"That chic in that 80s movie had a Pube-fro."
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A pubic haircut in the style of a flat top or crew cut.
Jackie and Wayne gave each other matching crew pube's last night.
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When a woman's public hair is so unruly and unkempt, a pube horn may be required to help said woman into her knickers. Much in the same way a shoe horn aids a foot into a shoe.
Pass that pube horn lad, i can't fit my awful mott into my knickers.
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"She wants a pube salad, with some 'insert name's own' dressing"
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A hat made out of pubes. Made by shaving off a person's pubes and using the hairs to make a hat. In order to make a pube hat one's own, it must be knit by the person intending to wear it and made of someone else's pubes.
Damn Ryan! Is that made from Justin's pubes?! That's one hot pube hat!
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