Puking out both ends

Shitting and puking at the same time.

Whoa man I just went to go take a runny shit, and my stomach got all queasy. Then all of a sudden I was puking out both ends!

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puked out purse

A purse that becomes a glorified barf bag for your bodily waste, regurgitation, upchuck, etc. Generally occurs when you get unwanted contact from an ex flame, romantic companion, potential fling, or soul mate.

Dolly: OMG my that dick totally just messaged me and tried to apologize for standing me up!

Tracy: What a douchebag

Dolly: I know right.....I immediately starting rocking my puked out purse, it was all the rage (sarcasm)

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puking your brains out

A slang phrase referring to nausea of such extreme intensity that the physical act of vomiting "feels" comparable to expelling the contents of your viscera or gray matter (brain).

If you drink too much alcohol, you'll be "puking your brains out" in front of everyone.

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semen puking asshole dickhead

the polite way of calling someone a dildo.

get away from me you semen puking asshole dickhead

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semen puking asshole dickhead

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

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Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick

When one pukes into a stick mold, then freezes the mold, then, hours later, uses the frozen stick of puke to fuck another person.

Man, Janet and I got so drunk last night, I ended up shoving a Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick in her ass. The worst part was, after it melted down, her dog came and licked up the pile of melted shit-puke.

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Slow Torture Puke Chamber

Making good on her pact with Satan, Angela Aberdeen's tortured and vomit-soaked soul descends into Hell. But Satan is not finished with her yet - He has more suffering planned for his ravaged slave. Angela is sent back up to the surface to stalk and destroy yet another victim. Her return initiates the emergence of a new Angela who is steadily and painfully infected with the Devil's Curse. An appalling metamorphosis befalls the chosen young victim as she is racked by bulimia, and subjected to the dark, forbidden secrets of incest of abuse. Slowly, the two Angelas merge into one Perfect Child of Satan and descend to an eternity of suffering in Hell.
There's one scene where a man cuts a pregnant woman's stomach open, takes out to baby, spits on it, vomits on it, then puts it in a blender, blends it, then drinks it just to vomit AGAIN.

Bro, I watched Slow Torture Puke Chamber last night, my mind is messed up now.

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