Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the penis.

I just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. Damn it was hot. I got shitty gizz sweat running down my ass now, Im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.

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pumpkin patch

A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.

Look at that pumpkin patch of ugly ass cheerleaders.

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pumpkin face

n. A face that has been cut, carved and disfigured in gang wars or hockey fights etc.

Yo! Dude! That is one nasty pumpkin face that you are sporting. You a Blood or something?

No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.

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Smashing Pumpkins

What i feel like doing when people have to add that they hate rap (for false reasons) when talking about a rock band. Rap isnt only about shooting and pimping. Stop watching MTV and then get a better idea of what rap is.

"I hate rap. Its only about guns and prostitutes. The Pumpkins are awesome."
"Yes they are, but youre still a dickhead."

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pumpkin biscuit

basically just a random thing to say to someone you don't like

Lilly: "God, Alicia, you're such a pumpkin biscuit!"
Alicia: *cries*

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Pumpkin Hook

A small town with the coolest people you will ever meet. There are numerous corn fields, a park, a carnival and parade hosted by the fireman every summer and well...that's pretty much it.

I'm going to Pumpkin Hook for break, I hear it's where the magic happens.

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Bumpin' pumpkins

When a female has an exceptionally amazing pair o' tits.

Check out that bitch's rack; she got bumpin' pumpkins bro.

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