A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
I'd chocolate raccoon that whore with my poop.
When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.
Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
Deluded loser with terrible acne
Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?
Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian
When your hitting from the back. Right before you cum, you stick a peach pit in her asshole; kick over her trash can; and jump out her window.
Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.
Recognizing a broad who normally wears thick, dark eye makeup without their makeup on.
Whoa, Miranda's not wearing any eyeliner today!
Oh my lort, I almost didn't raccoonize her!
to steal one's idea or catch phrase
Tiffany: OMG Mary, Brittany raccooned Bertha's English project
Mary: Not going to lie, but I wanted to raccoon her project.
Tiffany: Same
When a person is solemnly drawn or returns to the garbage he was associated with in the past. The desire to remain in a state of mediocrity. The will not to evolve in your situation.
That’s Raccoon mentality to return to you’re ex.
You’re still doing this job?! Got to get done with that Racc (Rax) mentality bro.
You’re a Racc to return see that guy (girl,…)