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world record holder for biggest bunda and mad bwack
oh damn ralph parr is back at it
i love me some ralph parr
When an ugly (but rich / famous) man gets together with a stunning girl that he could never ordinarily get if he were not rich or famous
I could never get a hot girl like her unless I was rich or famous, I need the Ralph Little Effect!
Ralph's dick is white and looks like a clear bottle of milk and it can shoot around 20 meter up
Ralph's dick might be the best small dick ever
When something is obvious beyond belief
ex: "My car is blue" "Doy Ralph!"
ex: "My car is blue" "Doy Ralph!"
Ralph C is a hardcore fighter, He could be found working in a town called Babylon on Strong Island. He's better known by his nickname "THE EYE" this is because he's known for bitching people out by giving them the eye. He actually forced the softest kid he worked with in the meat department to QUIT. He knows how to make his money! And being a cashier isn't his only or main way to make bread but more of a cover up as an excuses on where he makes his income! He's known for having all of his boys back and has never gave bad advise.
Ralph "the eye" C was doing throw backs when he saw a softy in the meat department grilling him like he's big, so Ralph gave this kid "THE EYE" and the kid got shook and QUIT!
Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.
Ralph Macchio the man you are. He’s such a cutie.
A very smexy man that will cause you to believe in love at first sight and fall in love and start an addiction and eventually a shrine and you'll end up having an entire album on your phone dedicated to him, possibly more that one. He played many different characters in many different movies, and manages to look fine doing literally anything. Especially when he played Frank and Johnny in Too Much Sun and The Outsiders. He is a 63 year old gorgeous man as of April 27th, 2025, and his birthday in November 4th.
"Oh my god, Ralph Macchio is lowkey so fine"