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Ramen

A japanese noodle soup, most commonly known as a small package from the grocery store that you prepare yourself. Also a popular hairstyle amongst hippies.

Ey dat boi’s hair looks like ramen

by FRIdom April 19, 2018


Ramen

Affiliation with no stereotype, or if there is an affiliation it is not in a negative sense.

He is a Ramen. And for that he has earned my respect.

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020


Ramen

weeb spaghetti

Weeb: have you had ramen?

Non-weeb: no, I don’t eat weeb spaghetti

by UndersScore July 17, 2023


Ramen

Cheap food for cheap bastards

Dude you eat too much ramen everyone's gonna think you're cheap

by Mythicaldragon65 December 10, 2020


Ramen

An asian food usually eaten by asians or college students. Described as asian spiced spaghetti with soup. Usually served with vegetables and sometimes served with your choce of meat.

Have you ever had the Ramen place down the road?

by JsM_EV June 13, 2018


Ramen

Ramen intrigues me.
Nothing is cooler in my mind than being a ramen chef, what I’d call a ramen master. It’s the type of thing that has gurus, not professionals.
I want to whip up ramen and wolf it down. It comes with its own set of verbs.

Whip.

Wolf.

Slurp.

Sweat.

Viscosity made for sick days to beat chicken soup. Umami. Umami. Umami. That’s what the fancy shmancy chefs call it. Shmancy must be added because ramen laughs at itself a little – probably as a result of its instant noodle child, the brunt of all jokes about slummy college dorm rooms.

Ramen’s other relative, udon, gives me a feeling in my mouth that’s contagious to my gut. Say it big and grinning now, with vowels deep: U-DON. Like UMAMI. Or my friend’s dog DUKE. It’s the sound of the long u that does it for me. Makes me feel like I’m talking to a bear or a whale.
Ramen is similar, but it makes me feel like I am the bear.
It feels like a breathy breath out, when you exhale from the back of your throat to mimic the sound of a crowd in a stadium. Thousands of people cheering.

I picture chopsticks scooping, stuffing, folding. Fat dissolved and noodles flowing. Ruggedness, companionship, wiliness.
The discipline of a monk and the callousness of a dog. Dogged. But it sounds like BEAR.

I’m going to be a ramen guru.

Ramen intrigues me.

by ramenguru35$$$#yum March 13, 2016


Ramen

It can be used for many things but basically it’s noodles. It gives you the feeling of friendship. Your first love. The best thing in your life. Ramen are delicious and deserve so much more. More recognization.

The sun was rising and we were eating ramen. The saucy ramen my grandma used to do. I do those now. Sitting with the love of my life. The ramen look like gold in the orange dawning. The taste feels like the first fall of a leaf in autumn. Beautiful in a unique way

by MyNameIsFate November 22, 2021