team ranger

A team for people who hate team Edward and team Jacob with a passion. wear lots of camouflage and are quite silent and will verbally attack any of the two teams with a intelligent argument at risk of bodily harm to themselves

team ranger was created to combat the stupidity of teams Edward and Jacob at their own risk for the betterment of others

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Rectum Ranger

One who defends the rectum or anal canal.

I will fulfill my duty as Sabrina's Rectum Ranger.

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SLOAN Ranger

Definition - A man who films video in meetings of people before using them for his own emotional and sexual gratification.

SLOAN is an acronym for - Secretly Loves Obtaining Any Nudity

Ranger due to the fact that they are usually people who move around a lot from different jobs and roles in an effort to obtain new footage

Usually short and seedy little men with nothing better to do.

Another video ffs! Mate you are turning into a real Sloan Ranger

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Ranger Shul'n

Out doing man shit in the woods while your friends play Battlefield 3.

"Yo dawg wanna pawn some n00bz this weekend?"
"Sorry bro, I'm Ranger Shul'n and don't have time for your pussy interwebz game."

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armchair ranger

The type of asshat who sits there and says "Oh yeah, I would have done this. Or done it that way. This person has never been in any situation at all so therefore they have no authority to comment on anything.

Hey man I heard you got shot at the other day. Yeah. Well what did you do. Well I got down and tried to get out of the way and not get fucking shot. Well I would have stood up and shot back. Shut the fuck up you armchair ranger. You don't know and you will never know what to do. All you do is sit on your ass and specualate.

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lone ranger

a single white circle thing left behind while playing the best game ever, pac man.

"oh no allie, there's a lone ranger. we have to go back for him. Watch out for Blinky and Sue!"

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nazi ranger

a character from the super smash bros. 64 game. one who when is put on level 9, is a bitch to defeat. the most recognizable nazi rangers are as followed: Samus, Captain Falcon, Yoshi, Ness, Link.

boy: well i just killed jigglypuff and luigi...all that's left is ness.

-ness keeps using shield and attacking with hammers-

boy: FUCKING NAZI RANGER!

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