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The TSA airport screening procedure.
My sister got gate raped at LAX.
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When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.
Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?
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An electrical appliance with an attachable dildo.
I woke up sore this morning after my fuck machine had a technical glitch and wouldn't stop fucking me despite hitting power off switch. I'm now filing a police report and will sue the manufacturer for this rape machine.
a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.
"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
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When you have to pay way too much for something that you know is way cheaper at other places or just shouldn't cost that much at all.
Jeremy: Hey bro. How much did you pay for that beer?
Jefferson: 8 bucks.
Jeremy: You just got financially raped.
When a person laughs way too long at another person, thus making the situation horrendously awkward for everyone.
That dumb broad in the corner keeps laugh raping my friend every time he tells a dead baby joke.
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