Ronalds

Ronalds is a big strong sexy man, with a large cock and can beat up anyone

Damn is that daddy Ronalds 😍

Ronald

Ronald is a very jerk and he can also be very nice at little time but he is always usually an a hole with a perverted personality

Ronald is a huge bitch

Ronald

penis

I pointed my Ronald at the toilet but missed

ronald

ronald doesn’t share his lollipops. he plays roblox and doesn’t want to play roblox with thais. he is very ronaldy and watches one piece. he loves to poop on peoples lawns. especially thais’.

Thais:who is that shitting on my lawn ?
Random stranger : It’s ronald again

RONALD

A Ronald...
Ronald is a person who comes into your life and makes everything better. He will always prioritise you and put you first. He will make sure you're okay first then will think about himself. A Ronald is a handsome man with brown eyes in which you literally get lost. He is adorable and the best person to be with. He always looks at things from a different perspective. He has the cutest smile and he brings warmth in ones heart. He is a very calm person and trust me he will be the chillest person if things went upside down. If a Ronald is in your life, trust me you are set for life. A Ronald is not easy to be found.

-loverboy's girl

Having a Ronald is all I want in my life.
Being loved by a Ronald is just wholesome.
Oh MY God , he does the perfect impression of baymax. He must be a Ronald.
That guy looks go cute and hot, He must be a Ronald.

Ronald

Meet Ronald — a self-proclaimed “investment guru” in his late 20s to early 30s, who somehow manages to project the confidence of Warren Buffett while possessing the financial acumen of a Magic 8-Ball. Ronald’s entire portfolio is held together with vibes, memes, and whatever happens to be trending on r/WallStreetBets that week. If it’s got a rocket emoji next to it, Ronald’s all in.

He has no formal education in finance — unless you count the YouTube rabbit hole he fell into after watching The Big Short once and deciding he “gets it now.” His primary investing strategy? Simply disagreeing with whatever Jim Cramer says. If Cramer says buy, Ronald screams sell, and vice versa. He calls this “inverse Kramer logic,” and believes it’s Nobel-worthy.

Ronald often refers to himself as “diversified,” which in his case means he owns shares in a bankrupt movie theater chain, a crypto coin named after a dog, and a startup that claims to be the Uber for pigeons. He dishes out unsolicited financial advice like candy at Halloween, especially during parties, weddings, and funerals.

Despite his track record of turning every $100 investment into a $14 lesson in humility, he insists he’s “just one short squeeze away from early retirement.” You can often find him on his phone yelling things like “I told you AMC would moon again!” while desperately trying to remember his Robinhood password.

Ronald isn’t just playing the market — he’s playing himself, and somehow, still thinks he’s winning.

Just pulled a Ronald and lost my life savings on meme stocks

Ronald

Ronald is a boy/man who will have you turn your head to look at him without even speaking. You already know of his presence. He is protective and definite boyfriend material. He's always ready for whenever you need him. He's not afraid to express who he really is and he doesn't really care what others think of him. He's cocky and nice but he defends you when you truly need it. Never use a Ronald otherwise you'd damage his ego.

Girl 1: Shhh, Ronald's coming. I know it.

*Crowd quiets down*

Girl 2: How'd you know?

Girl 1: You just know...