Rule 35

An addendum to Internet Rule #34, which states "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."

('net surfer 1): Man, I can't find Rule 34 porn of that obscure anime character anywhere.
('net surfer 2): Well, I can draw. Let's invoke Rule 35.

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Emoji Rule

When you shouldn't use the same emoji as the person you're talking to just did.

AND

When putting emojis in a contact name, you yourself have to decide them if you are he one changing it. You cannot ask the person what emojis should be by their name. They can only choose if they take your phone and change the contact themselves. All other emojis in a contact are chosen by the phone owner

I can't pick my emojis for you! It's the emoji rule!

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Rule 101

"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you..."
rotfl, Rick Roll'd!

I enforce rule 101!
OMGWTF! Rick roll'd again!

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Rule#7

Lyrics to House Rules by Christian Kane - Don't touch the Women, but they can touch what ever they want to.

friend 1: What's Rule#7
Friend 2: Don't touch the women, but they can touch what ever they want to.
That's the Rule#7

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Rule 35

Rule 35 is when no rule 34 is made for a show, book, movie, etc., rule 34 will be made of that.

Rich Double Ditch: "Scaria, I cant find any rule 34 for Bob's Burgers."
Scaria: "We will make that, I will invoke rule 35."
Rich Double Ditch: "Thanks mate."

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Rule 10

If anyone on any social site does not have a picture of themselves, its automatically means they are fat and ugly

guy 1- hey man i just met this girl over webcam
guy 2- how did she look?
guy 1- well her webcam was off
guy 2- Rule 10 bro

guy 2- hey bro i been talking to this girl on a social network site, we might meet up soon
guy 1- nice, man. she good looking?
guy 2- well i haven't seen a picture of her... we wanted to keep it like that til the day we meet
guy 1- rule 10 bro

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Rule 408

Waste time, when you don't any. Time is not the boss of you.

You're dying and you stop to change?!

Ohh you should always waste time, when you dont have any. Time is not the boss of you, rule 408.

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