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A synonym for egg.
Also the host of the Today I Found Out Youtube channel.
I am hungry, I will eat a Simon Whistler
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a phrase used by the latin race in urban areas such as barrios aka ghetto.
means yes.used in a conversation when asuuring something.
"do you wanna go to la whisper's quince?" Pablo says,"Simon ey."
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Someone who is fat beyond belief. Usually have no manners, rate their burps and eat with their mouths open
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Pulling a Simon refers to any extreme act of laziness. For example if a teacher wanted to instruct his ceramics class by playing the scene from ghost where they make a pot, he would be pulling a Simon.
Today my economics teacher showed an episode of shark tank to teach us about money. He was really pulling a Simon today.
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(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.
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When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.
I'm straight but watched gay porn. Felt ashamed after so pulled a Dirty Simon
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(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)
Simon Dean is a Douche Bag, but he's a Correct one, at least.
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