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Contrary to other beliefs, Square Head is not a reference to the WWII helmets that the Germans used. It is used in reference to the common shape in which many Germans heads are shaped. Dominating brow bones and a square jaw are what create this square look.
That square head ripped me off.
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Sam Squared is a pair of Sam's.
The two Sam's are pretty much always together,
and can be found as the center of attention most of the time.
Because the Sam's are known as best friends they
are very similar and have lots in common.
Everyone loves them as individuals and especially when
they are together.
Sam Squared is a pair of two amazing Sam's that
are great.
And if lucky some people are greeted with a Samwitch.
Hey look there goes Sam Squared!
Here comes Sam Squared!
Hi Sam Squared.
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A woman you are not compatible with. (Because you have a round penis.)
A play on the round peg/square hole analogy.
So how'd it go with that chick?
It didn't work out. She has a square vagina.
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To create a round-square would defy the laws of physics, philosophy, space, time, and spacetime. Such a thing could possibly cause the unweaving of the fabric of time and space. Existence as we know it would cease.
Uh-oh ... is that a round-square? ...
*POP*
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A square is a slang word for cigarette. The box that cigarettes come in ressembles a square. Hence the name, "square" for a cigarette. Smoking a square is the act of satisfying your craving for nicotine by smoking a cigarette.
"Let's go smoke a square."
"Hey buddy, do you got an extra square?"
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When some jack-off isn't content with his/her own square on the sofa/couch and like some armchair Hitler tries to move in to your square as well.
(Everyone is allocated one square and no more)
(Brian is plotting a Square Invasion)
Mark: Here! Get your feet out of my square you square invader!!
Brian: C'mon your not even using all of it and I want to put my feet up, you curly-headed f*ck
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When a group of friends surrounds a friend, usually in a square formation, hitting/kicking them until they cry.
Christina can't come over tonight?!??!
No Carly, so next time we see her, we will cry square that whore
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