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A term that a group of fans used to create fake made up definitions made around February 2018 trying to make Millie Bobby Brown seem to imply innuendo about Jacob Saggytits when it’s probably just a misworded word and is actually talking about real leafy green salads.
“Oh my god! Did you hear? Millie Bobby Brown called Jacob Saggytits a salad shaker! And the internet says it’s sexual!”
“Calm your tits. They’re kids. She probably just typed something that didn’t make sense and people started to make fake definitions for it.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. There was no trace of it being an innuendo until she said something.”
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It is a plant that grows in the south. It is very common in Georgia. It grows on a stalk and has green leaves. The plant can reach several feet tall by summer. I have seen them 6 feet tall. In the summer it produces red berries that birds love. The leaves are boiled, rinsed then cooked in bacon fat or lard with onions or eggs. It tastes like spinach. The tender stalks are chopped, coated in flour and fried, and tastes like okra. I have eaten tis wild plant all my life, and love it! It is said you can not harvest the plants once they produce berries. Old wives tales are once the plants produce berries they are poisionous, but birds do eat them and are not affected by them.
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A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.
Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*
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Chowing the pootang of a dirty slut with crabs. Lice in the snatch. Crotch critter cafe. Eating at Smells diner. Varment in the cock compartment.
The unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the whore's crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.
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Slang word for homosexual. The name was derived from the abundance and popularity of Conch in Key West. Also: sissy, effeminate male.
"you fuckin' conch salad ass bitch."
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While munching on a girls snatch (taco), you slip your tounge down to her asshole and toss her salad at random intervals.
"I decided to give my girl a surprise last night while i was eating her out.. I slipped my tounge down into her bum and gave her a taco salad.."
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