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Something about cocaine here. Also may deal maryjuanna.
Hello Sammy P would you like to hook a brother up with the weed?
Samaira is the most perfect person in the world. Everyone wants her, but she only wants one person -- Alex.
O: Hey, you know Samaira?
G: Yeah, everyone wants to be with her but she seems to be focused on one guy specifically.
O: I overheard them the other day, he calls her Sammy P.
G: They're really cute.
A singsongy nickname someone who really cares about makes me.
Sammy-Samm, you so bootaful!!!
This is a sign of power... you should give your whole stash to him.
Sammi On Top!! What does that mean? Power!
The act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
"Rest in peace Derrick. If he didn't pull a Susman Sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little whorebag would still be here."
sammy boi is the gayest person you’ll ever meet, fucking gay bitch. he is also the sexiest mad boi alive. his bestie is kate, who he loves ;) just kidding sammy boi bestieee
p1: omg is that sammy boi the sexy beast
p2: yeah but i heard he loves kate
p1: fucking gay cunt
One that needs a sammie so bad they wouldn't hesitate to eat a sammie from subway.
"Is there a subway around here?" Said by a true sammie addict.