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The closest living relative of Harambe himself. Typical day for a Samuel Gallagher consists of 1) Either riding the bike, or due to inclement weather, dreams of said iron horse. 2) Memes 3) Beta god damn alanine. The most admirable of current specious roaming planet earth. Consider your self one lucky motor scooter to be graced with his presence.
Teacher: So little Tommy; What do you want to be when you grow up?
Young stone cold killer: Obviously I want to be Samuel Gallagher, you dumb bitch.
the most beautiful and gorgeous boy ever. deserves the world, but is too good for this world. the best boy.
Kim Samuel is the most talented and charming dude ever. We stan.
Taking a big sip of somebody elses drink or eating alot of somebody elses food without their premission to consume so much of it.
(as seen in 'Pulp Fiction')
A: That's a tasty beverage, may I take a sip of it.
B: Sure go ahead.
A: Aaah thanks.
B: Dude wth you drank all of it. You did a Samuel L. on me.
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1. Liam Payne's (one direction) bestfriend
2. God/Jesus/superman
3.amazing dancer
4. the guy i LOVE to chat up
1. me: is your dad a trumpet player? cos you're making me horny ;)
him: hahahahahahahahahah
2. me: OMG Andy Samuels is tweeting me :) he's so cool :D
my friend: who?
me: this really fit guy... oh yeah and he's Liam Payne's bestfriend... WOOO!
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A score given to an a woman's ass in order for others to comprehend how good or bad the ass is. See Samuel's Scale
"Dude I just saw one hell of an ass"
"Oh yeah? What's the Samuel Score?"
"I would give it a 7"
Samuel k is a drunk Indian boy with a raping disorder which means he rapes any girl in sight he is so gay he rapes boys aswell and rapes miss heart well and miss goldsborough and very dumb.He is so Muslim all he says is Judy hundy hundy undy are and then has too much wine.He like kinger and dilane and safhia and Yasmine and dreams of raping them in bed.He needs help from jesus.