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Pubic Scare

The quite frankly appallingly unkempt thatch of vaginal foliage which 'welcomes' an unfortunate traveller to the NEVER-EVER Regions of the female anatomy.

"....Let it be said that whilst Viscount Greaves III was well documented as the pioneer of Wokingham's industrial revolution and also noted in society as at the forefront of 19th Century liberal Reform, he did indeed drop a bollock when he uncharacteristically turned a blind eye to the hideous crop of Pubic Scare which punctuated Baroness Felonia's staff entrance. However this turned out to be the least of his worries, as he found out rather too late that Baroness Felonia's real name was Dênnis and 'she' had a penchant for 'Pâtisserie D'Orreilles' (See Aural Sex , 'Hearing Aids') ...
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous

by Don Bastardo January 12, 2017


Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

by Truruuus January 28, 2022


scared the shit outta me

When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.

Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.

Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!

by I..like..donkey..dick.👍 July 12, 2023


Jump scare

an image you see that is so ugly or gruesome it scares you, makes your heart stop for a second.

“ did you see that picture Jen posted yesterday? “
“ yeah & she thinks that looked good?! instant jump scare

by DrDaniiiPhantom May 18, 2024


scared of son

Nick Hensley

He is scared of son

by Nick’s son December 2, 2021


Picture scared

Being scared of viewing pictures or videos because of some Gorey or grotesque image that may randomly pop up.
Many picture scared people will turn their sound all the way down to prevent the screaming that the image or video produces.

Tony:Hey devon,do you think this picture is "fixed"?

Devon:dunno turn your sound down just incase.

Devon:lol,u picture scared?

Tony: no.

by Converse_Dottor February 18, 2009


Shakin' like a scared chihuahua

Shaking very violently

Person 1: Hey dude, you're shaking a lot.

Person 2: Yeah, I'm shakin' like a scared chihuahua

by EverydayBellyache November 24, 2020