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Disturbing Seconds

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.

Guy: Disturbing Seconds freaks me out.

by Choo-Choo McGrew March 7, 2007


dio second

Dio Second's are called this because of how long "Dio's Seconds" are in his ability to time stop. Dio Seconds contradict the actual Timestop seconds

Dio: The World! Stop time

Dio: One second has passed! Two seconds have passed! Three seconds have passed! Four seconds... Five seconds have passed, Six seconds have passed. Seven seconds have passed! I still feel the power! I can still keep it up! By the way Jotaro, you shouldn't be able to move any longer. You probably gambled on the two seconds before time starts to move again, but you've miscalculated. What a truly magnificent feeling! I feel so good, I could break into song! Eight seconds have passed! One hundred years ago, I attained immortality, but I didn't feel as absolutely wonderful then as I do now! Joestar blood suits me so very well! This is the greatest high!

Jotaro: O-Old man... you were right. Getting mad has gotten me into trouble. But this isn't the end of it. I still have plenty more are to hurl at him.

Dio: Nine seconds have passed! But it appears that stopping time for nine seconds is my current limit.

Jotaro: Y-You bastard...

Dio then hits Jotaro so hard breaking bones in 3 different places, the fight contnues.

Dio will monologue in his "9" Dio seconds despite the fact he has 9 seconds in timestop.

by fourisunlucky October 27, 2020


March second

Girls have to ask your crush for there hoodie

On March second do it

by Koolaidking kong February 28, 2020


Booty Second

The average time between the clapping of booty cheeks during twerking

Mike: Damn the wedding’s in 5 minutes

Josh: Don’t worry we’ll be there in a booty second

by shotgunrain88 August 27, 2022


sibling second

A non gender specific synonym for the popular expression "bruh moment".

Person 1: Dude! What a bruh moment!
Person 2: Hey man, we don't discriminate in this household.
Person 1: Oh sorry, I meant to say sibling second.

by some_idiot_called_jay April 14, 2019


Second Voice

In any sales or Call Center environment a second voice is the use of a second voice to soften the customer into making an otherwise perhaps unwanted purchase/investment/decision. This is basically using the advantage of having a third party enter the relationship and manipulate the customer. This can be used at any stage of the relationship, whenever an agent feels that assistance is needed to make a sale.

Hey come here a second Bill i need a second voice with this client.

by Jonathan "Sales Guru" Jones July 4, 2016


second round

The vaporized remains of marijuana. It still contains THC, which can be extracted by means such as cooking and revaporizing, for example.

That second round got me really baked. Pot is the gift that keeps on giving.

by jfried April 29, 2009