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A large phallus that is sought after by many women. It is slighltly larger than that of a thoroughbred horse.
"Look at Champ, he has a seed."
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when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look
Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.
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The term used when a man has had a vasectomy.
Her: "I don't want to get pregnant..."
Him: "Don't worry, I'm all juice no seeds baby."
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A wet slum dwelling curry muncher
Your a seed zaman
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The best food in the entire world. Could be a problem for the police though...
Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!
*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*
Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
The act of sexual intercourse in a church or other religious building.
Karen let's skip out on mass, I could really go for another Johnny Chapel-Seed in the back room.