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National Ask for someone's number or @ day!
Hey, it's September 30th. So can I have your number or an @?
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The day a fine ass female wit sum ugly ass anger issues was born. wtf is wrong wit her. she was fine asf too but she threw my fucking ipod mini in the toilet. she had some good pussy tho. If you were born on this day u deserve a good, patient and kind of broke boyfriend
nigga just read the definition of september 22
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Let’s go fuck some aliens in Area 51 on September 20th!
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National dummy thicc day. People born on this day have natural bouncy lustful booties.
"damn Tom, you're dummy thicc."
"Yeah that's because I was born on September 28!"
"I can tell when his birthday is just by looking at that phat ass!"
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People born on September first are the most hyper in the friend group
September 1
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Make out with your crush day!
Person 1: dang I really wanna kiss her today
Person 2: do it man it’s September 14!
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