no shoes no shirt no service

I rule moslty found for stores, food places, and other businesses. Where if you have no shoes, no shirt, you will NOT get service. Unless you're a hot chick, and aparently that guy from the band LMFAO. "Im sexy and I know it".

Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt no service"

Mexican: "okay" (walks away)
(Hot lady walks in)
Cashier dude: "No shoes no shirt, i will give you service".

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self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

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mouth lip service

to service a man with oral pleasure.

Hey Ma, i'm not trying to be rude, but can you gimme that mouth lip service?

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internet service provider

An internet service provider is a company that supplies its customers access to the internet.

See ISP

Common Internet Service Proviers: Earthlink, Verizon, Comcast, AOL, MSN, Adelphia, Bell Atlantic (now Verizon, unfortunately), Cox, Road Runner, NetZero, Joi, Juno, People PC, etc.

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fan service

it's about funny people dressed in clothes doing stuff that some other people like to see, frankly, i'm not really into it man but hey, whatever floats dawg!

superman and batman and ultraman

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Self-Service Stroke

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.

Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.

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The Nonce Protection Services

The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon

The Nonce Protection services are mad fer it

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