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A euphemism for a blow job.
Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’
Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’
Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’
Michael: ‘What’s her name’
Tobias: ‘Michael’
When a guy(or girl) fucks a girl (or guy) as hard and/or as fast as possible until she taps out (he wins) or he nuts (she wins)
A tap session can also consist of purposely doing things you knows will make your partner tap out, such as oral sex, sticking a finger in their ass or switching positions.
“If we have a tap session not only am I gonna win but you gonna cum at least 10 times.”
“Nah if we have a tap session you gonna nut way before im ready to tap.”
"Yapping session" is an expression used for caracterising a speech, talk, or a class that results in annoyance or even sleep, if the subject is as uninteresting as the person speaking.
Student 1: That was the biggest yapping session I've ever heard.
Student 2: Fr! I wasn't paying attention at all!
Student 3: Our Biology teacher loves yapping, even the smartest guy fell asleep.
Student 4 (a.k.a. the smartest guy in the A class of 11th grade and still asleep): What was the subject?
A meeting of a legislative or judicial body for the purpose of transacting business.
"We will call a session of Parliament!"
The act of spreading your naked sweaty body on the body of another participant, in which you are sure to injest the others liquids. Commonly done at the same time as a 69, so you receive extra flavor.
Yo bro that salty session was lit as fuck! full send!
another term for a wine night; a group of girls get together to gossip, vent, or talk shit, most of the time over a bottle of rose.
After coming home from college, the girls caught up with each other at Robin’s house during a spit session.