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Spandex or soffe shorts worn under a dress or skirt to prevent regrettable sexual acts from occurring that evening. The shorts are used to stop a fast drunken decision from being made because when a boy takes off said dress or skirt, he will stumble upon the shorts and it will make the girl think twice about what is happening. The shorts can also be bedazzled with sayings including “STOP!”, “What would my mother say about this?”, and “Do not enter”.
Guy: What are these?
Girl: Oh, these are my chastity shorts…Wow, that just made me think about what is happening right now and now I don’t want to hook up with you anymore. Thank goodness these chastity shorts ruined the moment so I won’t do anything I will regret.
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something that hot chix wear that make guys hard
if ne chix got pix of themself wearin em email me
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A short version of a school bus used to transport "special" students to their respective School/Workshop. Often used an an insult.
"What the hell kid, you just get off the short bus?"
"I don't want to sound like I just hopped off the short bus here.."
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The baddest bitches you will ever meet
Person-OMG you are so short! Bahahhaha
Short girl-*breaks persons skull* who is laughing now beATch
Ambulance-*sirens*
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A fun game to play in any area with black people in which you must try to guess if the black person is wearing either pants or shorts.
Joe: Hey steve is that smoke stack wearing pants or shorts?
Steve: Well they are to his ankles but his ass is hanging out all over the place, I'm gunna go shorts.
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After seeing all of the negative press for Short Hills, I feel that, as a resident, there should be an unbiased, neutral opinion that contains fact, as opposed to fiction, about the town itself, not the people whom are targeted by these negative diatribes. Short Hills is one of the wealthiest towns in New Jersey. According to Forbes' 500 Most Expensive Zip Codes of 2006, Short Hills was ranked 5th overall in NJ behind Alpine, New Vernon, Mantoloking and Stone Harbor. The town also was ranked 66h overall, ahead of almost all of the affluent communities in Fairfield county, CT (Only Riverside, New Cannan and Greenwich placed higher). Many of the town's residents are Investment Bankers, Doctors, Laywers and members of other well-respected, fairly well paid professions. There are two majors draws to living in Short Hills. The first draw is the town's proximety to New York City. Along with Millburn, Summit, Madison, Chatham, Maplewood and South Orange, Short Hills acts as a Bedroom community for many commuters. All of the afforementioned towns are connected to NYC via the Morris and Essex Line on NJTransit and have direct service to New York City's Penn Station as well as Hoboken's train station, which provide access to NYC through the Path Train system and both the Financial District and Wall Street bound ferries. The other key reason why Short Hills has such drawing power is that the school system is considered to be one of the best in the nation, ranked 181st according to Newsweeks' 2006 top 1200 high schools publication. According to the same publication, when compared to other schools in New Jersey, the school system was ranked 6th. As a point of refference, Newsweeks' top 1200 list is based around the top 5% of public schools in the nation. Short Hills is also known for its mall, home to many of the upscale merchants that have residences on Fifth Avenue in NYC.
Short Hills is an affluent, bedroom community in New Jersey.
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A Great rapper who created the song,Fuck My Car!
Now wetha on the strip or in the bar,
If ya put your mind to it ya might get far
n need to be aplaya or a supa star
she ain't tripin on you she'dratha fuck ya car!!!
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